Don't touch PHP again

Note to self, in case of thinking about coding in PHP you need to read this:

Extract from PHP: a fractal of bad design

Operators

  • == converts to numbers when possible (123 == "123foo"), which means it converts to floats when possible. So large hex strings (like, say, password hashes) may occasionally compare TRUE when they’re not. So "6" == " 6", "4.2" == "4.20", and "133" == "0133". But note that 133 != 0133, because 0133 is octal. But "0x10" == "16" and "1e3" == "1000"!

  • === compares values and type… except with objects, where === is only true if both operands are actually the same object! For objects, == compares both value (of every attribute) and type, which is what === does for every other type.

  • It’s not even consistent: NULL < -1, and NULL == 0.

  • < and > operators try to sort arrays, two different ways: first by length, then by elements. If they have the same number of elements but different sets of keys, though, they are uncomparable. Objects compare as greater than anything else… except other objects, which they are neither less than nor greater than.

  • For a more type-safe ==, we have ===. For a more type-safe <, we have… nothing. "123" < "0124", always, no matter what you do. Casting doesn’t help, either.

Variables

  • There is no way to declare a variable without a value

  • Global variables need a global declaration before they can be used.

  • There are no references. What PHP calls references are really aliases

  • Once a variable is made a reference (which can happen anywhere), it’s stuck as a reference. It cannot bw overwritten by, say a string.

  • Constants are defined by a function call taking a string;

  • Variable names are case-sensitive. Function and class names are not.

  • Appending to an array is done with $foo[] = $bar